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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:11am

    'What would I do with a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time,' Sound advice.

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      Submitted by thomasfk on Jan 26, 10 at 2:51am

      haha fuckin rite. love office space man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:37am

    first do one and then tell the other how crazy the sex was. The sister will do anything to be better. You can have the 2nd chick do anything - anal, ATM, toss your salad, dirty sanchez, ... The possibilities are endless. GO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:44am

    Hey 737 your mom doesn't count

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:31am

    Apparently 11:17 and 11:23 are not familiar with a little movie called office space. 11:15 and 11:26, well done.

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:48pm

    Do 'em both pussy. You're a homo.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:06pm

    ....... spechless rfol

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:52pm

    I'd show her my "O" face...

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    Submitted by mvcolville on May 6, 10 at 1:53pm

    You sir, are a legend

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:25am

    Her sister must be a really big SLUT!!!!!

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:57am

    You are the Buddha of scoring, my friend. Let me rub your stomach.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:27am

    I remember my first threesome

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:19pm

    HAHAH HAD TO IRVINE THOSE SLUTTY WYTE BITCHES LOL

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:22pm

    south orange county, CA

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:36am

    absolutely -- do them both

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:23pm

    it would be funnier if it was "his sister said do him or i will"

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:54pm

    clearly the makings of a threesome

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:54pm

    Haha 344 awesome comment made me lol

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:26am

    I think if 11:11 had a million dollars he could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig a dude with money.

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    Submitted by MjLuvsTheKids on Mar 8, 11 at 1:50am

    Man I've been meaning to watch office space but been waiting for netflix to send it already

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:36pm

    Turns out I wanna be that guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:04pm

    i wish i had the time to do two chicks at once, but i have to finish these damn tps reports

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    Submitted by 386mobber63 on May 18, 11 at 11:34pm

    hell yeah. Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:10pm

    I called a hot guy at a party and now we live together. I won :)

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    Submitted by MjLuvsTheKids on Mar 8, 11 at 1:51am

    Girls say that all the time when I walk into rooms

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    Submitted by TheGypsy on Jul 25, 10 at 3:15pm

    Hahahaha 11:11 I love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:57pm

    That oughtta make a man feel good about himself!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:44pm

    This is the best night ever..If that ever happened to me I'd be so fuckin happy...if they were both hot that is..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:55pm

    I like to fart and lock my self IN a room and try to taste the smell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:37pm

    I slept wit a girl and I'm 12

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:49am

    thats how us chicks roll in orange county

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:06am

    That's almost like the time I walked into a room

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:23am

    very true 11:17, I hardly have $100 and I could pull that off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:55am

    My friend slept with two sisters who were really close in age in two wkd time. Tried to date one wonder why that didn't wrk out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:21am

    "I'm a little teapot....." -Kanye