i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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