Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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