so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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