what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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