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  • 85 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:14pm

    Wtf is this shit mylifeisfly crap, SHUT UP

  • 83 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:41pm

    I'd fuck pirates all day long if they all looked like Johnny depp ;) Oh yeah-this text sucks! Gonna go light my blunt by candle light

  • 70 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:50pm

    @11:47 I don't think Pilgrims drank, them being Jesus freaks and all. Pirates, however, are another story.

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:39pm

    I think that immediately precedes "You have died of dysentery" in The Oregon Trail.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:57pm

    Why are most texts on here about sex, getting drunk, or jersey shore? Seriously Everybody on this site is sloppy. :)

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:55pm

    Because they're texts from last night.