But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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Tell them you're going to the Christmas Eve service at church. If you don't immediately burst into flames you should be good to go.
could tell them you have rounds to make so you sound important. You know, instead of a whore?
I'm going to climb the North Pole??
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