i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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