Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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