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  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:33am
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    im sponsered by CM theres a little captain in everyone

  • 44 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:25pm
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    I want to endorse Magnum's.

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:26pm
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    with your pussy fenders

  • 40 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:32pm
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    This dude flashed a senior citezen bus and all the old ladies went: "awww... it's so cute. Here dear, have a lemon cookie."

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:10pm
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    And I should be sponsored by Jergens. I need to get laid.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:28pm
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    Not my fault you were blessed with a toddler penis

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:53pm
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    At least they are using protection all the time

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:27pm
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    Your Mom even gagged...I couldn't believe it

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:11pm
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    hahah i thought this was pretty funny

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:57pm
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    im mad i didnt think of that first

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:23pm
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    you mean you're not? loser...

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:06pm
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    why? Trojan sells condoms... Not unused tools

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:25pm
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    I scare porn stars baby

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:07pm
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    Wh00! Way to go, San Antonio. :D

  • 23 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:22pm
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    why? because you cover cocks???