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  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:08pm

    I was first at fuckin ur mom n the ass.

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:54pm

    I'm only partly alive

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:42pm

    Amen. God after last night I have no idea how I'm still alive.

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:14am

    i went out to dinner with all my relatives thanksgiving morning and went to the bathroom to puke before i joined them. wednesday was fun

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 2:01am

    1226 genuinly sorry for your friend and the lack of responsibility of the people who were with him. I Apologize for your loss. But this supposed to be a place to share some laughs.

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    1:00 dats the truth man! Let's start the "kill the first" club. My hands r itching!!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:00pm

    This thanksgiving im giving thanks to Jim Boehiem for putting together a team that kicks the shit out of every team they play!!

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:31am

    moe.ssena rages are by far life threatening.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:08pm

    Tfln is for the gays

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:34pm

    Way to fail at first.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:20pm

    315... we were probably drunk together last night.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:32pm

    Blackout Wednesday, leads to Thanksgiving Thursday. Best hangover food of the year but you're probably hammered by the time bread breaking rolls around. Hope everyone had fun at their neighborhood watering holes having multiple awkward high school run ins

  • 50 46
    Submitted by caleb1996 on Jun 4, 11 at 3:40pm

    I'm your proud to be from your area code!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:07pm

    (OP) right there with ya brother!

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:58pm

    The first guy is gettin so annoying.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:00pm

    These are fucking anonymous... who the fuck cares if you're first?!?!? So sad.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:16pm

    if that's the case, then everyday is thanksgiving.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:33pm

    FIRST DICKWADS!!!!!!

  • 43 38
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jul 10, 11 at 3:27am

    Hmmm then why do we celebrate it on a Thursday ? Would mKs more sense to get wasted Saturday night, then celebrate it the 3rd Sunday of November......get tanked Saturday and have people cook you a bunch of food! Most of which you will barf up anyway! WIN

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:57pm

    Oh those native americans. Always planning ahead

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:26am

    This is a surprisingly relevant statement for me and a plethora of other people tonight--an eighteen-year-old high school student died yesterday at one of those infamous "Blackout Wednesday" parties. He fell down a staircase and was left unconscious with a broken neck for five hours before someone called his friend to have him picked up. For those five hours people stepped over and around him, neglecting to call the ambulance so as to avoid a petty minor in possession...

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:29pm

    Oh my god is this the truth. I can relate so hard

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:40pm

    this is such a lame text... like we haven't heard that a hundred times...