You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 93 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:12pm

    I'm not alone in the universe?

  • 91 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:36pm

    ahah 847, the first one on this list that that is from my area code. This is great.

  • 81 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:09pm

    you know, I know guys like this and it's such a shame.

  • 88 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:50pm

    You and me both brother.

  • 80 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:57pm

    i bet dramastix didnt get into college and has a small penis

  • 84 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:41am

    Ten to one on this being from an Northwestern student.

  • 78 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:04am

    Good ol' Lake County

  • 62 44
    Submitted by yup_its_art on Jun 2, 10 at 8:58am

    It's probably because he jackhammers.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Era on Mar 21, 10 at 1:14am

    I thought this was a snore text

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:03am

    Maybe you have a small penis.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by slygrrl on Mar 4, 11 at 8:50am

    only 1/4 - 1/3 of the "battle" is getting a girl into your bed. if a guy is just doing his own thing in bed, it is beyond disappointing!

  • 40 35
    Submitted by RyanBurkert on Aug 9, 11 at 9:03pm

    Get a bigger dick duh

  • 45 46
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 2, 11 at 8:47am

    I wish I didn't have to say this, but story of my life

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:05pm

    when he pulls it out it goes pew pew pew all night long

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Saeglopur on Jun 3, 11 at 7:39am

    Probably it's cuz they assumed you were homosexual...