We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We got so high we made milksteak
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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