White coat. Heels.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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