I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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