I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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