just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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