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  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:43pm

    10:45, just go die. You are a pitiful person. That is all.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:01pm

    DUDE that guy from last week after the 3rd chat roulette txt said "seriously fuck the mods. do you guys put this bs up just to let us know you don't give a fuck anymore? this is the third chatroulette text in just as many days. next week, john mayer texts watch...called it here first.". And he did.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:49pm

    Hakunah matatta people come on!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:44am

    Omg I hate greasy apes just as much as John Mayer

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:45pm

    I FUCKING LOVE JOHN MAYER!!!!!! He's my all time favorite musician and the stuff he says cracks me up. I loveeeee himmmmmmmm!!!!

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:22am

    Do you mean his uncircumcised hood?

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:24pm

    Baaaahahahaha this texxxt is ftw

  • 68 82
    Submitted by grammar_slut on Feb 16, 10 at 3:15pm

    It's from his recent Playboy interview which I HIGHLY recommend reading because that guy's batshit, and it's very entertaining. He talks about being in with Jennifer Aniston, black people, Jennifer Aniston, angsty teenage years, sex with Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Aniston.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46pm

    He's racist and a poor excuse for a person. I don't know how he's famous or why anyone like him.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:58pm

    I fucking love John Mayer. He says whatever he wants. His music makes my panties wet. I would fuck the hell out of him even if I get Jessica Simpson's pussy juice on me..or not.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:12am

    10:45, I'm imagining what you look like, and each new picture I come up with is a funnier looking and more pathetic teenage girl than the last

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:27am

    Is this funny?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:06pm

    First!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:18am

    What does this mean?

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:20am

    What?

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:27am

    Hahahahaha I love this

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:31pm

    hahaha I love this

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:29am

    Stop saying greasy apes, it doesn't even make me think of a black person it makes me think of white trailer trash covered in transmission fluid and oil while pumping gas for some rich yuppie

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:25pm

    Ha ha ha all their cute chicks are all already in America!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:31am

    11:46. Go play in traffic

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:08am

    One of the moat talented artists out there today but a pretty shitty person morally..,

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:24am

    Explain please

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:19am

    Uh... Not funny?

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46am

    haha they use John Mayer as an example for hood pass on urban dictionary

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:14am

    And I was first to vote too!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:13am

    First!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:01pm

    It's cool he's still got his Soviet Russia pass, that's all you need.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46am

    PSU... Right?

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:32pm

    U telle em! Hehe

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:23pm

    Yeah but who in their right mind would want to go to visit any part of Russia? Besides to go and kill russian's