Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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