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  • 97 56
    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 2:11pm

    I can't imagine what problem woul require this solution

    • 44 51
      Submitted by xcountry on Dec 1, 10 at 5:52pm

      you must have no imagination

  • 79 46
    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 1, 10 at 3:42pm

    If I'm reading this correctly, after an hour in the shower, a penis gets wrinkled to the point where you can read the wrinkles like tarot cards or tea leafs? It wasn't until now that I had penis envy...

    • 46 58
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:53pm

      "What's the best thing to come out of a penis?"

      • 52 57
        Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 1, 10 at 4:05pm

        I dunno... I'll consult my tarot cards and you can consult your penis wrinkles. Or was a supposed to say "what" and then hear a punchline?

        • 46 59
          Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 4:42pm

          Wrinkles

          • 47 54
            Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 1, 10 at 5:06pm

            I was so gonna say that, but I was going to be kidding. It's ok though, I get it now... lmao

  • 80 49
    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:39pm

    Your penis will likely stand up before you do

  • 77 53
    Submitted by mjeezy on Dec 1, 10 at 3:54pm

    Rick scott wishes he had a penis.

    • 46 59
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 5:14pm

      ...or two...

  • 59 39
    Submitted by iheartsaid8ED on Dec 2, 10 at 5:59am

    I wanna make your penis stand up, said8ED.

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Cthulhu on Dec 1, 10 at 2:08pm

    In Soviet Russia, shower lays on you for an hour?

  • 56 42
    Submitted by rico69suave on Dec 3, 10 at 12:34am

    Who needs pros and cons when you have almighty showerpenis to make decisions for you? Nobody.

  • 47 37
    Submitted by mjeezy on Dec 2, 10 at 3:04am

    Rick, i def second that WTF?! Are you a penis eater??

  • 53 57
    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 2, 10 at 4:29am

    This is how I start every day.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 1, 10 at 9:03pm

    I wish I had your penis mjeezy. *chomp*

    • 49 52
      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 2, 10 at 12:10am

      WTF 'chomp'?!

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 2:06am

    Having trouble saluting there soldier boy??