Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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