This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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