y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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