I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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