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  • Submitted by jennah16 on Apr 22, 10 at 5:48pm

    always the friend, never the fuck

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    Submitted by junie519 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:08pm

    Ha! Good one

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 22, 10 at 2:18pm

    Always the wingman, never the.... something?

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    Submitted by israel on Apr 22, 10 at 9:30pm

    Always the bestfriend never the boyfriend.

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    Submitted by thaelia on Apr 22, 10 at 11:42pm

    Always the wide receiver, never the quarterback.

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    Submitted by Attredies on Apr 22, 10 at 2:36pm

    always the groom, never the best man

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 22, 10 at 5:30pm

      that's not any manlier

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 2:19pm

    Aww :-(

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    Submitted by Yupitsme33 on Apr 24, 10 at 9:56pm

    Always a wing man never the man that gets laid lol

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    Submitted by muckler on Apr 24, 10 at 3:01am

    Just say, "I have no game." That sums it up.

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    Submitted by ChristyLo on Apr 22, 10 at 4:13pm

    Hahaha...hilarious

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    Submitted by comicbooktattoo on Apr 23, 10 at 2:03am

    Always the slofolk never the slow fuck. (That's what us 516's call the 631ers) incidentally best text I've seen from long island yet!

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    Submitted by tazz36 on May 2, 10 at 2:59am

    Always getting blown by the roomie

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    Submitted by sbbonner on Dec 19, 10 at 3:34am

    Always the pallbearer, never the corpse. Lol.

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    Submitted by pickletoe on Apr 22, 10 at 9:28pm

    5:48 u nailed it

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 22, 10 at 2:21pm

    Third

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    Submitted by imboyo on Apr 22, 10 at 10:56pm

    Anonymous: you fucking pussy

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    Submitted by vinogirl on Apr 22, 10 at 11:16pm

    no its always the best man, never the groom

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Apr 23, 10 at 4:33pm

    Foreign guys do it better

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    Submitted by janicevo on Apr 22, 10 at 10:25pm

    I don't get it...someone explain?