elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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