Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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