alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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