how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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