He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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