If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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