The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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