you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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