White coat. Heels.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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