i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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