im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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