That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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