Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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