I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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