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  • 69 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:12pm

    i haven't farted out loud since 2003

  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:19pm

    I'd rather let it out and be ashamed than keep it in and bust a vein

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:56pm

    worst is when you hold in your farts around a girl you want to bed... and it does that spring water dispenser-gurgling thing in your colon. yea...

  • 61 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:34pm

    why do the most retarded texts get through from 608? I know there are actually witty people here..

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:59pm

    I prefer to just suppress and fart later. preferably on small animals or children.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:01pm

    If you haven't figured that out by the time you reach puberty, you fail.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:33pm

    Yeah sometimes you just gotta let one go... or two....

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:27am

    spread your cheeks and walk away.. win.

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:19pm

    Yeah, it's not that difficult.

  • 56 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:15pm

    Farting w/o detection = WIN!!! :D :D :D

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:13am

    silent but violent. remember that.

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:16pm

    8:12, is that because your o-ring is blown out?

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:08am

    fucking road warrior.......GENIUS

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    I have mastered the long and loud fart. that's harder to do

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:58pm

    6:19 you just made my day. did anyone else realize that rhymed? whewww. i'm tearing up.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:24pm

    do it on the subway every morning on the way to work

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 10:14am

    Spread a cheek, it's more of a WHOOOSH than a fart.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:29am

    11:56, I know what you mean, whenever I'm in bed with my boyfriend about to sleep and I need to fart My tummy makes that noise as I hold it.. Embarrassing!

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:25pm

    5.24 i sit next to you. cunt.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:06am

    7.29 just fart, if he likes you.....you ruined it

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:18pm

    ive alrdy mastered it

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:14pm

    I agree with 7:01; I mastered the fine art of the silent toot in third grade.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:01am

    I am impressed by a man who can fart or burp louder than me

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    Great skill to have.