they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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