well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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