I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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