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  • 49 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:33am

    Maybe awkward for you but he was writing "Dear Penthouse" the second zipped up, and you walked out the door.

  • 45 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:13am

    12:10 - you are correct, it's not a shrimp it's a fucking prawn. Way to butcher the English language again America... 12:13 - I don't want your parents getting mad at me for busting the whole 'stalk' story, but sex is when a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina and begins to thrust away. Just because the school counsellor said you're not a virgin because masturbating is sex, it doesn't make it true. You're still a virgin.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:22pm

    two things. 1. i would like to know how you differentiated. 2. its not sex. it doesn't count.

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:26am

    Amputee sex is the only sex that counts.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:28pm

    oral sex isnt sex, i bet you are christian as fuck.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:49am

    I dont know what's more frustrating, you being the mouth-piece for your church or the unknown errors. I'm off. Sit and stew for a while please.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:06pm

    Hmm what were you two wearing when this came up?

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:51pm

    Since when is oral sex not considered an act of sex? Wow....the youth of today really are messed up hah.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:08pm

    Damn you Bill Clinton for convincing the youth that oral sex isn't sex.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:24pm

    I bet his dad was getting off over listening to it

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:10am

    ok oral is NOT sex... last time i checked,. idiotas.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:52am

    Yay for debates on drunken texts sites.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:19am

    It's called oral sex so people know wtf you're talking about. Oral sex is oral sex, sex is sex. I'm sorry it's so very confusing for you.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:16am

    ^ Calm down, learn to use periods and condoms for everything involving fluids and genitals. Thank you

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:54am

    for real 11:28. wtf religious prudes

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:45am

    oral sex is NOT sex.... it is an activity that is sexual in nature...but sex is intercourse, not blow jobs, eating out, hand jobs, etc...

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:14pm

    You can still get some fucked up diseases from it

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:10pm

    I guess it makes youth a little less sluty to think that

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:31pm

    Sex is anal/vaginal intercourse. If you're using a hand/foot on their genitals, it's not sex. If you're using your mouth on genitals, it's not sex. This is why people have separate numbers. One is a sex number, one is an oral number. I actually think my oral number is lower than my sex number.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    I think the 20 minutes she spent "convincing" Brandon's daddy was the amount of time his tool was in her mouth before he blew his wad.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:07am

    11:53 "There is use of at least one genital area per person". I haven't heard that ridiculous definition before but thanks for clearing it up. "What else do you need to have it defined as sex?" - Umm how about actually having sex?

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:24am

    i lost track of my oral number long ago, so i just decided to stop counting. dgaf

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:53pm

    Oral sex is sex, you can get STD's from oral, there is use of at least one genital area per person, what else do you need to have it defined as sex?

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:07pm

    clearly someone did not pass sex education in high school. it's not considered "intercourse," but it is an act of sex.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:22am

    A+ except for lesbians. i think oral counts. cause honestly, strap-ons are not necessary when you have someone who is willing to lick your clit every time you get down and dirty

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:51am

    And Btw why give if your not getting ?? Hell if I wouldn't walk away pleased not on my watch //! LOL

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:38am

    it's all sex. especially kissing. if you kiss me you will take my virtue away. and then i could not possibly be a worthy gift to my some day husband. stop corrupting me with your promiscuous opinions!

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:49am

    People are idiots.. First of all putting a penis in your mouth for the person to cum is SEX.. Does it make you not a virgin well If your cherry isn't popped guess not but hell you can ride a bike and do that .. Furthermore why have the confo with the Dad Thats just in bad taste period.. Ffs

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:10am

    Saying "oral sex isn't sex" is like saying "Jumbo shrimp aren't shrimp." Duh.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:19pm

    No, it just makes them a little more stupid.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:13am

    12:07 What do you define as sex?

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:11am

    If oral sex isn't sex, why is it called oral sex?

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:48am

    One last quick attempt: Sex and sexuality (or sexual acts) are NOT the same thing. To say they are would be a very narrow and limited view on sexuality. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. ps. I have no idea what saddle-backing is but I'm sure you church-folk love it.

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:46am

    Wow, i give up on this unknown error bullshit. I'm pulling up stumps

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:39pm

    Did you have to give a demonstration? "wow, you taste just like your son"

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:23am

    1:13 So, anal isn't sex. And all the homosexuals are still virgins cause they haven't had penis in vagina intercourse. I think its safe to say vaginal intercourse = sex as does anal intercourse and oral sex. Its all considered sexual activity and even if most people consider it a stepping stone towards intercourse, with all the risks involved its still sex. And you meant "stork" not "stalk" if you want to be condescending do it right.