Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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