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  • 85 41
    Submitted by KateMiles on Mar 5, 13 at 2:35pm

    Quitter

  • 75 36
    Submitted by goldie1046 on Mar 5, 13 at 2:55pm

    Find a woman. She'll ride it out.

  • 70 48
    Submitted by BDVille on Mar 5, 13 at 2:36pm

    Club baby seals.

  • 61 44
    Submitted by porksword on Mar 5, 13 at 8:09pm

    There's no end to some pricks!

  • 48 49
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Mar 5, 13 at 4:21pm

    A very good line.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by arleth69 on Mar 6, 13 at 1:17am

    What's an erection?

  • 29 33
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Apr 20, 13 at 8:48pm

    You know what happens if you let an erection last over 4 hours? The blood starts to coagulate because it's not flowing anywhere, so new blood can't flow into your dick, so your dick-tissue doesn't get any oxygen, so it dies. Your dick dies.