My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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