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  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:44am

    so while qualified people are getting laid off, these idiots are jerking off on the job...

  • 46 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:24am

    Shit I got sucked off in da middle of class. I put my jacket ova the desk and she went to town. Teacher never said a word. And I whacked it the next week in the library at a computer desk. I was shitttin on em HS!

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:01pm

    yo I've this thought almost everyday working as an intern

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:10pm

    the human race is fucked.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:50pm

    @12:45 are you a chick or dude.....I'm 12:43.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    Nice 1:00...I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship......lmao

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:01pm

    11:42 You THINK you've never been caught. The truth is that no one wants you to stop you from doing. Trust me, the rest of us are just as bored as you and need the material for our own, under the desk sessions.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:32pm

    How does rockin back n forth on your foot feel good?

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:11pm

    1:21 Is it imagination or surrounding?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:54pm

    12:50 I'm actually a vampire now, I was bit last thursday, so I prefer to be called "ambiguous"

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:18am

    Well you must not be doing it right, 11:17. I can cum anywhere anytime. It'd be a lot harder if i had to whip out a dick every time i wanted to get off.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:19am

    i agree with 11:17 ... it's harder to finish.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:45pm

    three today so far now.....and counting ill update you every time.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    Fuck the unknown errorrrrrr

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:21pm

    As a female, I can masturbate easily just about anywhere I sit. All I do is sit on my foot, rock back and forth a little and presto!

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:42am

    11:39 not true. If your legs are under a desk you can't tell. I know from experience. I've never been caught. ;)

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:16am

    11:11 wtf? We girls can do it way easier. I do it at my desk at work all the time. And what's better, we don't need a jizz sock for cleanup.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:41am

    I agree with 11:39 . It's a lot harder to get away with ... guys can just whip it out under the desk.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:36pm

    I'M 12:45 and someone said I was a girl, I'm not.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:46am

    I'm a teacher and I love jerking off under my desk

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:46pm

    to the girls saying they do it at work all the time, do you wash your hands after wards or go around giving fishy handshakes?

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:43pm

    twice today so far.....and counting.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:06am

    @1:46 you sick bastard

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:25am

    Different people masturbate in different ways. Chill the fuck out people.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:00 is a mall Santa

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:10pm

    I bet 12:00 works for a veterinarian...

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:25am

    been there done that.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:41pm

    goddamn...where do all you ladies work.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:50am

    11:44 haha. I agree. I'm overly qualified for the job I have... I have to entertain myself somehow!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:17pm

    Oh....and 1:00.....have fun with the 4th one.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:06pm

    No need to whip it out, if you got a decent size one it shouldn't be much of a problem to jerk off under the desk without having to whip it out.. Just don't rub it against the zipper.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:53pm

    ^^ and this is why men are pigs

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:16pm

    I'm beating off under my desk right now...

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:44pm

    rocking back and forth on my foot right now...

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:05pm

    Way too much movement for a guy under a desk, even if you slow stroke it

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:11am

    I wish I was a guy, just so I could jack off in random places like that.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:43pm

    So glad to know I'm not the only one mastubating at work!!! I'm wearing a skirt and no panties...about to treat myself to round 2!!!

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:27am

    wow. people need to stop freaking out. I think what 11:11 said was kinda funny.. why do people feel the need to be so damn serious on this website?

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:18am

    Just rub up against the corner of a table. Works everytime.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:00pm

    anyone ever thought of doing it in a bathroom?!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:00pm

    lol 12:50 im a chick

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:47pm

    2:53 Wow, you find one guy on this string talking about jerking off at work, while the rest of the convo is women who do it and he's a pig?? Misandrist much?

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:31pm

    1:28 obviously has no idea what there talking about.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:47am

    11:44 Hey the guy that was laid off was always sleeping, at least i'm doing something.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:02pm

    1:43 - i want to do it right now after reading what you said but the whole arm going up and down on myself might give it away...

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:28pm

    um 12:50 i'm a dude idk who 1:00 is, sick freaks making guys think they are talking to girls

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:33am

    11:26.. i wanna work where u work haha

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:31pm

    why toy with the idea? nothing beats getting paid to jerk off.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:07pm

    12:00 where do you work? Haha I've always wanted to have sex at work too...

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:34am

    I used to do that until they became suspicious of the lube and butt hole fleshlight

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:51am

    @11:47 yeah yourself

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:46am

    Ok. everyone... basically, people get off different ways and some ways work better for people than others... So why are we even arguing about this? lol

  • 31 52
    Submitted by kat50585 on Feb 25, 10 at 4:42pm

    Yay for northern Virginia

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:41pm

    I'm stroking it now under my desk. it feels so good

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:06am

    If you ever go to work after drinking, be careful. Whiskey dick makes it take too long to wank at work without gettin busted. FYI.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:08pm

    i havbe beat off at every job i have ever had. i make it a point to do so

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:20pm

    i agree with 11:23- it is more of a private thing...

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:52pm

    OMG... I think I know this dude... LMAO!!

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:02pm

    11:11 Join the military. You get to jack off in random places all over the world. While carrying a gun.

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:53pm

    Wish i could be your chair 1:43.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:39am

    It's only easy if it's a really really short skirt... if it goes to the knee, you have to reach up under it, and that does not look very discreet at all. I would prefer to be a guy in terms of getting off quietly at work. Or in the car.

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:26am

    Yea I do it at my desk at work all the time. It's super easy when you're wearing a skirt! :)

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:21am

    11:19 - only if you're frigid and it takes you a week to cum

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 4:27pm

    I'm a girl and I'm glad to find out I'm not the only one I was going to get into counseling before reading all the posts from you sick fucks : )

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:17am

    11:16 nuh uh. I'm a girl, too and I think its a lot harder to get away with.

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    Jerkin' at work is an everyday activity for me. It's the only way to relieve the boredom.

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:38pm

    2:53 is that one fat ugly chick at work who is jealous of all the hot girls so she tries to wear tiny clothing and act flirty but it really makes all the guys puke in their mouths

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:07pm

    I tried that once but my boss noticed my desk jumping up and down :(

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:23am

    I don't know about you all ... but I like to be in the privacy of my own home.

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:37pm

    iv rubbed one out probably a good 30 times at my job. i work at a hotel and when im working by myself, theres spots in the back that hav no cameras. its probably really suspicous tho on the cameras as to why im bringing my laptop back there for 5 minutes....but what you cant prove wont hurt.

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:55pm

    chicks 'double clicking their mouse' at works makes me so fucking horny

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:31am

    Wow. Just. Wow. *Shakes head* girls...

  • 29 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:47pm

    been there....done that. And I'm a girl!

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:59pm

    I work at burgerking, here's your change. ;]

  • 26 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:49pm

    I think 12:00 works at a funeral home

  • 24 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:39pm

    12.10 aahahhhahahhaahhahahaahaha

  • 30 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:00pm

    Under the desk is good for nonchalant beating off, if I'm really horny I hit the bathroom. Being a dude, if someone walks in, I just pretend I was using the urinal. Masturbating at work isn't enough of a challenge, I'm more interested in actually having sex at work.