mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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