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  • Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Feb 10, 12 at 4:29pm

    the fact that you really said realsies makes ME happy you didnt get pregnant. we have enough dumbasses gettin knocked up as it is

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      Submitted by Malicius on Feb 10, 12 at 8:16pm

      I think low Mact ans sat should come with a IUD

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 11, 12 at 6:16pm

      Makes me think she's in Jr High still.

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    Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 4:38pm

    There's going to be a bun in her easy bake oven soon enough.

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    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Feb 10, 12 at 4:02pm

    You'll be pregnant for realsies by tomorrow, though, don't worry.

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 10, 12 at 3:53pm

    Something tells me this pregnancy scare will come up again shortly. Slut.

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    Submitted by Nytshayd on Feb 10, 12 at 4:03pm

    Celebratory party again next month.

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    Submitted by rich_nasty on Feb 10, 12 at 7:37pm

    Yeah have a party for not being pregnant then fuck more guys at the party. Dumb bitch

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    Submitted by dyslxikmusician1 on Feb 11, 12 at 4:30am

    Common example that chicks will always go for the jerks in life, then get knocked up and spend the rest of her life bitching about how her "baby daddy" isn't paying for hold support so she'll just find some poor smuck who will take her and her bastard child in to raise the kid as their own while dealing the kid's dad. Yeah real great!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 10, 12 at 5:29pm

    You got an Easy Bake Oven that can fuck? I missed that model!!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 11, 12 at 3:49am

      All those people making erotic cakes had to learn somewhere.

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    Submitted by mobprincess on Feb 10, 12 at 6:38pm

    A hoe on a mission...for realsies!!

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    Submitted by oldstylin on Feb 10, 12 at 10:20pm

    If you know u arent pregnant for realsies, wont that be a messy celebratory party?

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Feb 10, 12 at 11:04pm

    Way to go, Santa Rosa/Petaluma.

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    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 10, 12 at 8:18pm

    Just remember pregnancy is like rehab..... No no no

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Feb 10, 12 at 8:38pm

    you would think she would have learned the first time

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 11, 12 at 3:09am

    Another slut back on the market... WINNING !!

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    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Feb 10, 12 at 4:24pm

    anybody else read that top line as it was the best pregnant I got since I was 5? lmao